3" THLS Patch

Dude. Get a patch and be so friggin punk rock your nickname will be "Oi!"... I never needed a patch... my parents yelled Oi! at me so much I didn't know my real name was Bartholomew until well into my formative years. You see, I stumbled on my birth certificate one day in my 15th summer. My old man made me pump gas on our yearly trip to the mountains. It was then I discovered my given name, scratched into my birth certificate with a crayon. It had been stuffed in the gas tank fill tube acting as a gas cap for the family sedan.. I slowly and carefully uncrumpled the petroleum soaked document, gazing wide eyed with astonishment. I was quickly startled by an earth shattering "Oi! that gas isn't going to pump itself!!" causing me to nearly tear it in half.... I reluctantly grasped the pump and... *sigh.. I digress ...perhaps a story for another day. Buy the patch!


• 26% cotton, 74% polyester

• 3″ (7.6 cm) in diameter

• Attachment options: iron-on, sew-on, or use a safety pin - so few accidental stabbings, fastey sirft!